I'm really bad at chess though, does that mean I have to get good at boxing. What if I just head up the trash-talking leg of the marathon, like: "your father sells aluminum siding to the homeless", or "Yo, your uncle run like a math teacher". Or else I could dress like a sailor and talk out of the side of my mouth like Burgess Meredith: "Listen Kid, he's weak at rook's four, what'd I tell ya', ya' stupid mook, en passen, kid, en passen!"