you guys are making me laugh. i want to say calm down and go on some god damn tours in some foreign countries where people speak a language that you don't speak and just be stupid for a while and, damn it, enjoy it. jeez. let some people make fun of you. be vulnerable and dumb for a few moments.

i plan to kidnap both kristen and scott and put them on funny bus together for week long tour.

and... there has to be a law where complications, troubles, anxieties, can't be used as excuses for inaction. so don't think, kristen, that you are getting off the hook of calling the b.p. tour back and finding out the time...